I closed two big winners this morning. My SPY 744 puts came off for 188%, up $7,920. My SQQQ calls came off for 121%, up $5,259. Both went on yesterday, before the chips got smoked overnight and the Nasdaq dropped almost 2%. While financial TV scrambled to explain the red this morning, honey, I was taking the money. Let me show you how I knew yesterday. For weeks we had a clean channel running straight up. People participating, people buying, real movement. That is momentum in Voz language, and it was strong. Then the channel broke, and look how fiercely it sold off. Now, a break like that does not mean the move is dead. The bulls can grab that same force and whip you right back to the highs. So I did nothing. You do not short into force, my friends. Don't fight with bulls. Don't fight with your

Here is a fun fact that is going to mess with your head. About 80% of people, all over the world, from America to Japan, naturally turn left when they walk. Not in a car, just on their own two feet. Righty or lefty, does not matter. Given the choice, four out of five of us just go left, and we never even notice we are doing it. I heard this on a podcast while I was walking up and down my driveway, and you guys know me, I had to test it. Sure enough, I caught myself turning left every single time. So I tried to force a right turn, and it felt wrong. It felt blasphemous. Not even just wrong, okay, it felt blasphemous. Then I ran it on the eleven people I am staying with. Every single one of them turned left. Every one. Not one person

No charts today, my friends. I took a real day this week, the kind where the phone goes in the bag and stays there, and I want to share a little of it with you before the long weekend. We had lunch under the olive trees. Actual olive trees, the gnarled old ones, with the light coming through the leaves. And then the food came out, and honey, I have to confess something. They brought a caramelized onion pizza covered in anchovies, and I am not an anchovy person. Or I was not an anchovy person. Because I ate the whole thing and now here I am, a changed woman. After that we trekked up to Saint-Paul-de-Vence, which, in my humble opinion, is one of the most beautiful medieval towns on the planet. Stone streets that have been there for centuries, the whole village sitting up on a hill looking